$STICKMAN
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The original hand-drawn Stickman doodle

STICKMAN

THE FIRST CHARACTER WE ALL DREW.

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

SOLANA × OTC DESKS

Before charts. Before crypto. Before Photoshop. Before AI. There was a circle and five lines.

STICKMAN→MS PAINT→MICROSOFT→$MSFT

THE FIRST DRAWING FINALLY HAS A STOCK PAIR.

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BEFORE EVERYTHING

  1. circle↓
  2. body↓
  3. arm↓
  4. arm↓
  5. leg↓
  6. leg↓
  7. STICKMAN.

YOU'VE DRAWN THIS GUY BEFORE.

EVERYONE HAS.

Before you knew how to draw properly…
you knew how to draw him.

Before you knew what a candlestick was…
you knew how to draw him.

Before you knew what Microsoft was…
you knew how to draw him.

stickman is basically the default human drawing.

BEFORE WE DREW HIM ON COMPUTERS...
WE DREW HIM HERE.

Homework margins. Notebooks. School desks. Whiteboards.

The corner of a test paper when you finished early.

Stickman was there before most of us even knew what a meme was.

“me”

“teacher”

“guy falling off cliff”

“guy with sword”

“guy doing absolutely nothing”

THEN THEY GAVE US COMPUTERS.

AND WE DREW HIM AGAIN.

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pencil tool, 1 px, zero talent

Microsoft Paint took the dumb drawings we made on paper… and gave us a digital white canvas to make them even worse.

PAPER→PAINT→SOLANA→OTC DESKS

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

go on. make it worse.

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THE LORE

name: you   date: whenever

Think back to the back of the class.

Bored out of your mind.

Teacher talking.

You staring at the margins of your notebook.

Eventually the pen started moving.

A circle.

A line.

Two arms.

Two legs.

A stick figure.

You didn't need instructions.

Nobody taught you.

You just knew how to draw him.

Before you knew charts.

Before you knew markets.

Before you knew what a memecoin was.

There was Stickman.

The first drawing we all ever made.

$STICKMAN

some things never leave the margins.

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WHY $MSFT?

OUR FIRST DRAWING:
STICKMAN
OUR FIRST COMPUTER DRAWING:
PROBABLY ANOTHER STICKMAN
WHERE:
MICROSOFT PAINT
WHO MADE PAINT:
MICROSOFT
STOCK:
$MSFT
OTC DESKS PAIR:
$STICKMAN / $MSFT

CASE CLOSED.

Cultural pairing only. Microsoft does not own, sponsor, endorse, or operate $STICKMAN.

Microsoft Windows×

ERROR:

User has attempted to create advanced artwork.

Detected object: STICKMAN

Complexity: VERY HIGH

Number of shapes: 6

Recommended program: MS PAINT

WARNING×

YOU HAVE BEEN DRAWING THE SAME CHARACTER SINCE YOU WERE 4 YEARS OLD.

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Save as:

stickman_final_FINAL2_REAL.bmp

Type: 24-bit Bitmap (masterpiece)

THE WHOLE THING, DRAWN BADLY

STICKMAN
↓
NOTEBOOK
↓
COMPUTER
↓
MS PAINT
↓
MICROSOFT
↓
$MSFT
↓
SOLANA
↓
OTC DESKS
↓
$STICKMAN / $MSFT
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THE EVOLUTION OF HUMAN ART

CAVEMAN:

draws human with lines

↓

KID IN SCHOOL:

draws stickman

↓

KID GETS COMPUTER:

opens MS Paint

↓

SAME KID:

draws stickman again

↓

CRYPTO TRADER:

puts a ticker on it

↓

SOLANA:

puts the drawing onchain

↓

OTC DESKS:

pairs it with Microsoft

↓

TODAY:

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

“thousands of years of technological progress”

THE PAIR.

$STICKMAN

+
paint.exe

$MSFT

PAIRED THROUGH OTC DESKS.

The first character we all drew meets the company behind the software where we drew him again.

Launched on Solana. Paired as $STICKMAN / $MSFT through OTC Desks.

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THE DRAWING FINALLY GETS THE PAIR.

MEME:
$STICKMAN
PAIRED ASSET:
$MSFT
NETWORK:
SOLANA
VENUE:
OTC DESKS

Stickman does not need new lore. The drawing existed before crypto. The Microsoft Paint connection existed before crypto.

OTC Desks simply gives us a way to finally put those two pieces together.

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

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WALL STREET ANALYSIS

ASSET:STICKMAN
FUNDAMENTALS:ONE CIRCLE, FIVE LINES
REVENUE:$0
EMPLOYEES:0
BRAND RECOGNITION:EVERY HUMAN ALIVE
CULTURAL CONNECTION:MICROSOFT PAINT
PAIR:$STICKMAN / $MSFT
RATING:STRONG BUY

chart drawn by hand. still more accurate than most.

~ THE DOODLE WALL ~

the same guy. a million situations.

Stickman at a desk with stacks of green cash, a glass and a lit cigarette
one green trade and bro thinks he's generational wealth
← counted this way too early
Stickman lying in bed staring at a tiny stickman on the pillow
checking the chart instead of sleeping. again.
bro has not slept →
Stickman smoking a cigarette against a pink wall that says KEEP IT STICKIN
portfolio cooked. cigarette still lit.
coping mechanism →
Two stickmen sitting on a balcony at night with wine under a crescent moon
explaining to bro why we definitely aren't selling
groupchat at 3am →
The original plain stickman doodle
the original. no traits. no rarity. undefeated.
see page 42
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NO LANGUAGE REQUIRED.

STICKMAN RUNNING

STICKMAN FALLING

STICKMAN WAVING

STICKMAN HOLDING A BAG

STICKMAN AT A COMPUTER

STICKMAN DRAWING STICKMAN

SIX LINES. ONE CIRCLE.
EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS IT.

Stickman does not need a language, a culture, or an explanation. A five-year-old can draw him. An adult can recognize him. That is why the idea has survived forever.

STICKMAN vs AI

AI CHARACTER

  • 1000-word prompt
  • cinematic lighting
  • 8K
  • 3D render
  • 47 style modifiers

STICKMAN

SAME JOB.

WE PERFECTED CHARACTER DESIGN A LONG TIME AGO.

BUILD THE PERFECT HUMAN.

SAVE THE STICK

drawn during 4th period. rules unclear.

        

guesses left: 6

BUILT WITH THE MOST ADVANCED DRAWING TECHNOLOGY KNOWN TO MAN: LINES.

DRAW YOUR OWN STICKMAN.

no talent required. that's the whole point.

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WE DREW HIM ON PAPER.

THEN WE DREW HIM
IN MICROSOFT PAINT.

NOW WE TRADE HIM
AGAINST MICROSOFT.

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

THE HISTORY IS THE LORE.

history of stick figuresSOURCE COMING SOON
Microsoft PaintSOURCE COMING SOON
internet stickman cultureSOURCE COMING SOON
OTC DesksSOURCE COMING SOON
MSFT pairing explanationSOURCE COMING SOON

YOU'VE BEEN DRAWING HIM YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

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not financial advice it's a stick figure

WE DREW HIM ON PAPER.

WE DREW HIM IN PAINT.

NOW WE TRADE HIM AGAINST MICROSOFT.

$STICKMAN / $MSFT

SOLANA × OTC DESKS.

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one circle. five lines. billions of memories.

DRAW YOUR OWN. ✏️